I make weird jewelry
Fuzzy Lizzard Jewels of the apocalypse
Each piece is hand sculpted and unique. They all come with a story of how to best use the magic contained within.
Be the envy of every unprepared dumbass trying to outrun the undead hoards.
Kill a zombie and look fabulous doing it.
Weapons of Mass Salvation on Etsy
Here is a preview of how you can accessorize the zombie apocalypse:
Divination Zombie Toes
Rune Stones
Toe of Zombie -when casting spells calls for more than just an ordinary piece of the undead
Toes on Film
The Nihlist Toe
Toes on Film
Game of Death Toe
Zombie toes in the making…
There’s evil on my hands
Disco Party Cthulhu -the undead party chaos deity
Medusa’s Bellybutton: Some magic requires monstrous ingredients, this is for when only the navel of Gorgon will do.
The Fear Eater -sucking the fear out of your next adventure into the unknown
El Rey Pulpo about town
Startdust Cthulhu likes to hang around the neck of Lady Grinning Soul
The Greens & The Greys
Sebastian Green
El Rey Pulpo
The Frog Prince
El Rey Pulpo
“Caffeina’s Delight”
El Rey Pulpo that ate Santa
El Rey Pulpo
“The Abominable Cupcake Monster”
El Rey Pulpo
Machete Takes The Pie
El Rey Vikingo Pulpo
“Warrior”
El Rey Pulpo Nerdfirmations
Captain
Amy Moloney
Creative. Are these made of clay?
Yes. A polymer clay. And hand painted.
Salvation at last!
So the dollar I paid to the guy at the side of the road collecting for fuel for a 12 21 21 rocket blast off (he reserved me a spot) will no longer be necessary!
totally epic amulets!
I want a spot on that rocket ship! We can take the amulets with us to outer space.
rolf
You make me wonder.
That’s a good thing!