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Zombie Stuntmen: A Machete Kills Love Story

Recap of a pretty spectacular few weeks. Friday the 13th brings delicious catfish Let’s go back a few weeks to Saturday the 14th. That was the day I learned that I owe Harry Manfredini* a fuck-ton of money for torturing … Continue reading

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I May Have Married Edgar Wright By Accident, But Don’t Tell Him

Welcome to my public dream theater once more You know, its amazing how often sad, lonely women have vivid dreams about finding a perfect man. Um… Well… I almost had one of those the other day. I didn’t quite snag … Continue reading

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Zombie Toes: Viking Zombies

I may be a little premature posting these, but I can’t help myself. I have been working on a new line of Zombie Toes. And I love them. Introducing Divination Toes! This first set is fresh from the fires of … Continue reading

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Hugging Death Traps

I’m sure you all want to know what it’s like to have a conversation with me. So here is a short conversation I had with my best friend about the fact that I am stuck at work chasing after the … Continue reading

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A Very Zappa Night

A music review this is not, an awesome review this is Last night I saw my 5th Zappa Plays Zappa show. And I have to tell you, Dweezil and his crew get better every time I see them. I never … Continue reading

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El Rey Pulpo that ate Santa

Today I would like to share a short story about how this new El Rey Pulpo came into being. El Rey Pulpo that Ate Santa By Amy Moloney Twas almost a month before Christmas and all through the world, an undead … Continue reading

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El Rey Pulpo Invasion

I have been a busy little lizzard, making new pulpos. Here are a few of the new additions to the El Rey Pulpo line of Fuzzy Lizzard Jewels, chock full of new attitude and badassery. Each pulpo tells their own … Continue reading

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The man in the raincoat

This was my dream today. I found it fascinating. I was lying under a tree. Leaves were falling all around. I could hear their crunch under the feet of the man in the yellow raincoat. It wasn’t raining. The sky … Continue reading

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I Want A Do Over

Today is useless. Let’s just start over and hope for a better tomorrow. Tomorrow should include the following: Coffee Kung fu movies Lasagna Cake or Pie or both A back rub from a scantily clad man in a kilt Aliens (illegal or … Continue reading

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Zomby Woof behind your eyes

Happy Halloween, my haunting little Spooks Blessed Samhain, my bewitching little Wizards Here is my All Hallows gift to you: It’s only fitting for the girl with the zombie toes to give you a zomby woof to wake up with. … Continue reading

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Don’t Eat the Stew, Rodriguez

Dammit Rodriguez, you ate the stew.  Grandmother Magic: Part 2 Returning themes Before we get into the meat of what this post is really about, I want to take a moment to remind everyone about what I said here. This … Continue reading

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Don’t Hug Tarantino, It’s A Trap

Don’t hug Tarantino, it’s a trap So a bunch of months ago a challenge arose from an innocent conversation. Ok, no conversation with me is ever innocent. This one became an event. My reaction was as much a surprise to … Continue reading

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When Bathrooms Attack

My friends have the coolest bathrooms So I took pictures of myself being attacked by toilet demons disguised as bunnies, flowers, and lambs. It was craft night at Casa Nielson and I made shit out of clay. But I am … Continue reading

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Aliens & Toes

A few previews of Toes & Aliens Toes on Film   The Greens & The Greys  

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A very good day

A very good day indeed Yesterday was a very good day, good friends, good art, good music. I know you’re used to me going into great detail about things. Well, today you’re in luck. I’m only going to post a … Continue reading

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Toes on Film

A new series of Zombie Toes with subtle nods to iconic film imagery. This is the first in the series, The Nihlist Toe.

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Growing stronger with Gene Kelly movies & the zombie investment plan

I woke up crying again today. Not tears of fear or tears of  sadness, they were tears of absolute awe of what life has to offer. My tears were the overflow of emotion from knowing that I am about take … Continue reading

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More Cthulhu sightings about town & in progress

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Cthulhu about town

A few new Fuzzy Lizzard Jewels soon to be available for sale. A little inspiration goes a long way. There will also be some new zombie toes and zombie Cthulhu’s that are still in process of being painted up all pretty-like. … Continue reading

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At vacation’s end, pot of gold in my sight

I must return to reality and work in a few hours. I’m spending these last few hours of freedom watching Big Trouble in Little China and listening to Elvis songs while leisurely sipping coffee. Creativity is still running rampant in my soul. … Continue reading

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