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How to write an effective cover letter when you’re awesome

As I continue to hone my resume and marketability for my move to Austin, I find that I am constantly stumbled by writing a decent cover letter. For someone who writes constant dribble about herself on a blog I have … Continue reading

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Terrible Haiku Saturday: Stolen Word Haiku

Tonight I decided to begin re-watching the show Twin Peaks. Why? I don’t know. But it could be because I’m writing a murder mystery of sorts. And I love the vibe of Twin Peaks. So I wrote a stupid haiku … Continue reading

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Terrible Haiku Saturday: Winter Doldrums

Hibernate is go Winter doldrums have set in Hot cocoa on tap

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Diablo Pulpo 2: Pulpo Boogaloo

Here are 2 more Diablo Pulpo fresh from the sea of hell: And one more El Rey Pulpo ready to inspire: And to reward you for being awesome, here is a terrible haiku about the devil’s octopus. (and it’s not … Continue reading

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Terrible Haiku Saturday: Dragon Edition

Today’s haiku theme is dragons. Because I wrote them while watching a documentary on dragon mythology. Fly Lotus of the mind Dragon fire of the heart Together we fly Secret Treasures Keepers of secrets Inside the cave of fire Treasure … Continue reading

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Terrible Haiku Saturday: Posted on a Saturday!

Today’s theme: haikus about dreams Today’s Dream What the fuck Batman? Coffee in my pie hole NOW! You woke me for this? The Other Dream She woke to shadows That felt like fingers of light Can’t fall back to sleep … Continue reading

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An Overdressed Haggis

Today has been a very good day. When you wake up quoting your favorite movie after an awesome dream, it’s bound to be a good day. Yes people, it should be no surprise that my favorite movie is Highlander. And … Continue reading

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Life Ain’t Always Sunshine

When I woke up today I was not feeling well. I’m still a bit off my game. The rain has caused my sinuses to inflict skull crushing pain. Coffee hasn’t even been able to raise my spirits. So I’ve just … Continue reading

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Terrible Haiku Saturday on Sunday

Apparently, I’m a Timelord. Because I’m oblivious to the linear progression of time in this dimension. Here is another edition of Terrible Haiku Saturday a day late. So to pay homage to my apparent Gallefreyan heritage, I declare this edition: … Continue reading

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Terrible Haiku Saturday

I declare today terrible haiku Saturday.   I will start things off with a few terrible haiku’s that will make you want to commit seppuku.     The Blue Envelope A blue enigma My soul on parchment and ink My heart … Continue reading

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