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Crow’s Feet Are a Rite of Passage to Fabulous, Right?

So, today I discovered my first crow’s feet. At first it struck a nerve about looking old. Then the more I contemplated it, and I did contemplate it for hours, the more I realized that those little lines are a … Continue reading

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The Awkward’s Guide to Being Fabulous

Hello, my name is Amy and I walk into walls. Daily. Don’t be alarmed, I’m mostly harmless and incredibly fabulous. Being an oaf does not have to hold you back from being amazing and sexy. In fact, there are many … Continue reading

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PMS Film Fest

I am going to  talk about things most people are afraid to mention in so-called polite company. It’s a shame, too. Humans should not fear the female body. I certainly don’t fear my body: functions, imperfections, size, needs, the weird … Continue reading

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National Poetry Month: I Eat Pickles

I Eat Pickles By Amy Moloney Sometimes I eat the wrong pickles But you know, I really like them sweet The looks of disdain from my friends Shows how poorly I have chosen But the pickles I eat are mine … Continue reading

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National Poetry Month: If I Were Made of Paper

In honor of National Poetry Month, I will be posting some of my older works over the next few weeks. Some will be poetry that I’ve posted previously. I hope you all enjoy. If I Were Made Of Paper By … Continue reading

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Lizzard Wisdom: Word Peeves

Kids, the word is bra, not brawl. Although, my tits do tend to brawl with the wire bondage of my bra. Fuck, nevermind. I guess you’re right. Go ahead and call it a goddamn brawl. 

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My Valentine’s Gift To You Is My Own Personal Embarrassment

Since today is Valentine’s Day and everyone is all excited in one way or another over it, I thought I’d share an old (I mean old) online personals ad description of me. I think it still applies. Although, I am … Continue reading

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Guardian Ninja

In case you haven’t gathered yet, I have a vividly exciting astral life. The other day I met a new spirit guide type guy. He is my official Guardian Ninja. His name is Hal. Yes, Hal the invisible Guardian Ninja. … Continue reading

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Reanimating the Warrior Goddess: Silver Ribbons of Yesteryear

As the winter marches on, the blues of December are fading from my mind. I have a birthday coming up next month. Most women my age dread the thought of birthdays. Getting older is viewed as a burden of grey … Continue reading

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Everyone’s a critic: Django Unchained

Sorry for the absence, my pretties. I hope you all had a wonderful holiday. I kept busy working the Alzheimer’s unit, being a naughty little angel by dancing like the dance of the sugarplum fairy for my demented old folks. … Continue reading

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How to write an effective cover letter when you’re awesome

As I continue to hone my resume and marketability for my move to Austin, I find that I am constantly stumbled by writing a decent cover letter. For someone who writes constant dribble about herself on a blog I have … Continue reading

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The El Rey Pulpo Invasion Continues: Nerd Bling

There are many new El Rey Pulpo with many new stories coming soon. Here is a peak at what has been happening in the Lizzard Lounge lately. El Rey Pulpo is venturing into nerd territory. And that’s just the way … Continue reading

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The Oracle of Austin

Austin, Here I Come The time has come for me to start getting serious about the job search in Austin. Which I have been doing the past few weeks. While I was perusing the online job listings earlier, I came … Continue reading

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Who’s That GPS?

I took a few days off from blogging to spend time with my family. I hugged my mother, my sisters, my nieces, and my nephews extra tight. Then I spent time with myself, appreciating how much I’ve grown in 2012. … Continue reading

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Technical Difficulties, please stand by

Apologies to anyone who has tried to view the last few posts containing the new El Rey Pulpo commissioned pieces. I am having technical difficulties with uploading the images. I will try again soon. Please think happy thoughts that machines will love … Continue reading

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Ghetto Gourmet: Failed Gourmet

Well, this is embarrassing. I totally did not gourmet. I don’t even think I managed to ghetto. Basically, I made a great big cheeseburger, put it on toast, and smothered that shit with ketchup. Then after the cheesy meat fest, I … Continue reading

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Dear Sunday: Enlightenment of Chocolate Moose

Dear Sunday, I was hoping to be free of deep thought as I prepare for a long night at work. However, you have other plans for my time. I appreciate the insight into myself and the connections we make in … Continue reading

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Lizzard Wisdom

I am truly successful when payday comes the day before I run out of toilet paper.   Stay optimistic, my friends.

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Cooking for One: The Ghetto Gourmet

Cooking from the ghetto pantry: Vol. 1 I am not a great cook. I am not a terrible cook. I don’t like to cook. So is the life of a single woman. My style is something I like to call … Continue reading

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The Spaghetti Capacitor

Today I woke up early (3 hours is not enough after a 12.5 hour shift) to go with my sister and two nieces to IKEA. That was an adventure in patience. Taking care of 50 Alzheimer’s patients seemed less taxing. … Continue reading

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