Tag Archives: sexuality

The Awkward’s Guide to Being Fabulous

Hello, my name is Amy and I walk into walls. Daily. Don’t be alarmed, I’m mostly harmless and incredibly fabulous. Being an oaf does not have to hold you back from being amazing and sexy. In fact, there are many … Continue reading

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PMS Film Fest

I am going to  talk about things most people are afraid to mention in so-called polite company. It’s a shame, too. Humans should not fear the female body. I certainly don’t fear my body: functions, imperfections, size, needs, the weird … Continue reading

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Frequently Asked Questions

FAQ Let me take a moment to answer a few of your frequently asked questions. How do you know so much about life, Amy? Well you see, I fuck up a lot. That means I’m actually smarter than people who … Continue reading

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Mexican Space Claw

It serves me right for watching the 1970 documentary Chariots of the Gods before bed. I had super profound, life altering information implanted directly into my brain by the universal powers, the Gods, Monty Python, or possibly ALIENS. The dream … Continue reading

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David Bowie’s Crotch

Caution: This post contains an excessive amount of David Bowie. It was long overdue. So my friend Emma and I have been having a David Bowie picture war for a long while now. Today is her birthday and I made this for … Continue reading

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Harlot Moon

Harlot Moon By Amy Moloney     Half moon hovers in the sky above Red and ghostly Shrouded in mist She teases the senses Like the forbidden caress A secret lover I see her soft scarlet curves Peeking out from … Continue reading

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Reanimating the Warrior Goddess: Bruised Peaches

After having a discussion with a friend about sexuality and how it relates to having a specific vision of our future lovers I began a freefall into my own head. It’s a slippery discussion indeed We all think about what … Continue reading

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Reanimating the warrior goddess: Whosoever shall be found without the soul for getting down

“Better than a thousand hollow words, is one word that brings peace” ~Buddha Opening the Channels  The question I’ve been pondering lately is this: Why did I start this blog? Initially it was to share my personal journey toward goddesshood. … Continue reading

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Cure For My Discontent

Cure For My Discontent  By Amy Moloney     An endless loop of Bowie on vinyl filling me with divine The scent of woodsmoke carrying the sweetgrass to the sky   Long conversation on a road trip to nowhere, just … Continue reading

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Short Story: The Fermenting Room

The Fermenting Room Part 1 By Amy Moloney **Sexually explicit content** Tarslan’s mistress sat, arms crossed, in the red leather chair he hated almost as much as he hated her. Her dark eyes pinched into a scowl, assessing his performance. … Continue reading

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I ain’t no dame in distress, hold me

Oh the things that dreams can bring… I’m not one to play the damsel in distress card. But my dreams last night made me wake up feeling the need to be rescued. It’s only natural to feel vulnerable at times. … Continue reading

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…some look like Cher

While I’m working on The Vagina Project you can enjoy some of my inspirational music. I am woman hear me roar. I ain’t wearin’ any underwear.

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Reanimating the Warrior Goddess: The Weight Loss Paradox

For those of you still keeping score on the weight loss front, I’m now 50 lbs down. Somehow I’ve managed to lose 5 lbs. while on vacation (Proof that Austin is magic). Weird, I know. Or it could’ve been my … Continue reading

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Gin Soaked Labia

Adventures In Austin Volume 3 Continuing to enjoy my time here. The countdown to going back home to be thrust back into reality has begun. Fuzzy Lizzard Jewels Update: I was asked to consign my Cthulhu zombie and zombie toes. … Continue reading

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A Woman Without Heat

A Woman Without Heat By Amy Moloney   A woman survives without heat Upon smiles that raise the sea Held tight, secrets, inside and out Carrying the seeds of bitter doubt She flows with quiet yet clumsy grace Pain never … Continue reading

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Oshun’s Return: The River Must Flow

This is going to be a long exploration into some deep issues, at least for me personally. And some of them relate to the being known as Oshun, but not directly the aspects attributed to her by her followers/devotees. But … Continue reading

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Banishing The Wookie

I say many things about how I accept myself for who I am. I accept my appearance for what it is. I do feel beautiful and amazingly sexy. I am beautiful and amazingly sexy. But I have one major self … Continue reading

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