Tag Archives: Robert Rodriguez

Zombie Stuntmen: A Machete Kills Love Story

Recap of a pretty spectacular few weeks. Friday the 13th brings delicious catfish Let’s go back a few weeks to Saturday the 14th. That was the day I learned that I owe Harry Manfredini* a fuck-ton of money for torturing … Continue reading

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Lemon Cake: A short story revisited

Here is a short story I wrote a while ago as it was originally written. I am posting it now because I am working on giving it a bit of a facelift and including it in my Grandmother Magic series … Continue reading

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Inspiring Inspiration

Inspiration Art is as much a part of my soul as breathing. The past two weeks without my hands covered in paint, ink, or clay has made me turn into a shell of my true self. When I pick up … Continue reading

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Hug Master: Suck It Tarantino

I’m trying to write something profound, but instead all I can manage until the dream fog clears is to finish another El Rey Pulpo. Yes, this is me procrastinating the whole putting all of my shit into boxes. My brain … Continue reading

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El Rey Pulpo: Ride With El Rey

Since I began making these because I was inspired by the upcoming El Rey Network, I thought I’d actually make one for El Rey Network and Robert Rodriguez. You know, as a thank you for stalking my brain with mutant … Continue reading

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El Rey Pulpo: Machete Takes The Pie

As promised, an El Rey Pulpo inspired by the Danny Trejo dream Machete Takes The Pie

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Danny Trejo: The Banana Sting

A dream in which Danny Trejo and I solve crimes together. We’re sort of the odd couple of criminal investigation. Also, I had one of my minions at work go get me a banana milkshake after this dream. You’ll know … Continue reading

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Lizzard thought of the night

Random thought of the night: This time last year I didn’t know who the fuck Robert Rodriguez was. Now I’m making an army of mutant octopi inspired by him. Life is weird.

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Thank You 2012

2012 was an amazing year of transformation. So many things have been accomplished, dreamed, realized, and let go. Here is a list of the things that made 2012 the year of awakening. I lost 55 lbs. and gained the confidence … Continue reading

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El Rey Network & the Circle of Art

Short divergence from terrible poetry and flying saucers to answer some FAQ’s. Seriously Amy, WTF? The questions I keep getting as I post all of my sweet little El Rey Pulpo’s are these: Why do you keep tagging El Rey … Continue reading

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Is that an El Rey Pulpo Cake on your tree or are you just happy to see me?

I made this little El Rey Pulpo as a gift for someone. Since I don’t think they read this blog, I thought I’d share it with you. This one was so much fun it was to make. It’s also the … Continue reading

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El Rey Pulpo Invasion

I have been a busy little lizzard, making new pulpos. Here are a few of the new additions to the El Rey Pulpo line of Fuzzy Lizzard Jewels, chock full of new attitude and badassery. Each pulpo tells their own … Continue reading

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El Rey Pulpo: State of the Pulpo

Meet the new members of the El Rey Pulpo family A long time ago I began making wearable muses inspired by Onslow the Occult Octopus. That inspiration led to Ophelia, Oscar, Osgood, Olive, Oren, and Odette. After a brief encounter … Continue reading

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An Overdressed Haggis

Today has been a very good day. When you wake up quoting your favorite movie after an awesome dream, it’s bound to be a good day. Yes people, it should be no surprise that my favorite movie is Highlander. And … Continue reading

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Dancing Between Raindrops

NaNoWriMo 2012 I’m going to participate in NaNoWriMo this year. I’ve chickened out two years in a row. But with all of this newfound creative confidence I cannot allow myself to back down from the challenge this year. The working … Continue reading

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Don’t Eat the Stew, Rodriguez

Dammit Rodriguez, you ate the stew.  Grandmother Magic: Part 2 Returning themes Before we get into the meat of what this post is really about, I want to take a moment to remind everyone about what I said here. This … Continue reading

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Dream Warriors

“All human beings are also dream beings. Dreaming ties all mankind together.” –Jack Kerouac I do not talk about my spirituality in every post, or force my views down anyone’s throat. But in some aspects I feel urged to share … Continue reading

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3am Lunch with Alzheimer’s

  Some nights on an Alzheimer’s unit are so stressful that they cannot be described in words. So here is a picture of my lunch break stress reliever.   If I could show the actual events that happen behind these … Continue reading

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Don’t Hug Tarantino, It’s A Trap

Don’t hug Tarantino, it’s a trap So a bunch of months ago a challenge arose from an innocent conversation. Ok, no conversation with me is ever innocent. This one became an event. My reaction was as much a surprise to … Continue reading

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Reanimating the warrior goddess: Whosoever shall be found without the soul for getting down

“Better than a thousand hollow words, is one word that brings peace” ~Buddha Opening the Channels  The question I’ve been pondering lately is this: Why did I start this blog? Initially it was to share my personal journey toward goddesshood. … Continue reading

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