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Lizzard Wisdom: Word Peeves

Kids, the word is bra, not brawl. Although, my tits do tend to brawl with the wire bondage of my bra. Fuck, nevermind. I guess you’re right. Go ahead and call it a goddamn brawl. 

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Lizzard Wisdom: Dream On

Lizzard Wisdom #32564 Live your dreams. Except for that one dream where you are running naked up the highway being chased by rabid beavers in pink cowboy hats carrying axes. Don’t live that one unless you are leading them into … Continue reading

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Lizzard Wisdom: Perspective

When an old lady punches you in the nipple, be grateful she didn’t have to aim her fist at your waist.

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