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The Awkward’s Guide to Being Fabulous

Hello, my name is Amy and I walk into walls. Daily. Don’t be alarmed, I’m mostly harmless and incredibly fabulous. Being an oaf does not have to hold you back from being amazing and sexy. In fact, there are many … Continue reading

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Frequently Asked Questions

FAQ Let me take a moment to answer a few of your frequently asked questions. How do you know so much about life, Amy? Well you see, I fuck up a lot. That means I’m actually smarter than people who … Continue reading

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Finding Film: Learning Curve

Around 35 years ago I discovered something that has been a vital part of my life. As a child with a more vivid imagination than those around me, I was starving for an outlet, a playground for my imagination. What … Continue reading

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Lemon Cake: A short story revisited

Here is a short story I wrote a while ago as it was originally written. I am posting it now because I am working on giving it a bit of a facelift and including it in my Grandmother Magic series … Continue reading

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Before Midnight: Not a review, a reaction.

This evening I finished watching the Before Trilogy with the film Before Midnight by Richard Linklater. I must admit that I did not see, in their entirety, the other two films until last week. Regardless, they affected me in a … Continue reading

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National Poetry Month: Don’t Let Go, But Please Don’t Hold On

Don’t Let Go, But Please Don’t Hold On By Amy Moloney   A slow dance in cadence with the night My head on your shoulder Your scent surrounding my senses Burning me inside, a slow constant smolder Knowing the time … Continue reading

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National Poetry Month: I Eat Pickles

I Eat Pickles By Amy Moloney Sometimes I eat the wrong pickles But you know, I really like them sweet The looks of disdain from my friends Shows how poorly I have chosen But the pickles I eat are mine … Continue reading

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Kim Boekbinder, Impossible goes BOOM BOOM BOOM

My Impossible Week: Some people leave an indelible mark upon your soul. And you are a better person for having had the chance to get to know them, no matter how long the interaction. Such is the case of my … Continue reading

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My Butterfly Friend

My Butterfly Friend By Amy Moloney For my best friend, the other Amy You are beautiful butterfly with tattered wings You must cocoon again before you can sing The world seems distorted when moving so fast More strength inside you … Continue reading

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Sweet Honey

Sweet Honey By Amy Moloney I sat at the edge of paradise Holding a string in my hand Someone called my name             “Sweet honey of mine” I pulled on my string, no resistance Until a balloon carried me high … Continue reading

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Stardreaming

Stardreaming By Amy Moloney How do you keep your feet on the ground When your head is in the stars When everything you touch Is eventually collected into jars The world holds less wonder Than the emptiness above And somewhere … Continue reading

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How to meet your idols and eat their chocolate: Part 1

A few nights ago I attended a wonderful event here at SXSW. It was called People of Letters, a travelling letter writing brigade from Australia. The panel of letter writers was impressive, from my writing guru Neil Gaiman and his … Continue reading

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Middle Bloomers

Middle Bloomers By Amy Moloney We are the middle bloomers Heeding the call of ancestral souls Pioneers of an unknown internal jungle Forging highways from the bricks of forgotten dreams We’ve begun to take life by its core Throw out … Continue reading

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Inspiring Inspiration

Inspiration Art is as much a part of my soul as breathing. The past two weeks without my hands covered in paint, ink, or clay has made me turn into a shell of my true self. When I pick up … Continue reading

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Lizzard Wisdom: Word Peeves

Kids, the word is bra, not brawl. Although, my tits do tend to brawl with the wire bondage of my bra. Fuck, nevermind. I guess you’re right. Go ahead and call it a goddamn brawl. 

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El Rey Pulpo Quotes Nurse Bitterpill

Here is the latest doodles of El Rey Pulpo. He and Nurse Bitterpill had some fun while the power was out on the Alzheimer’s unit.    

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Forgotten Wings

Forgotten Wings  By Amy Moloney I had forgotten I had wings But I’m better now I unfolded my feathers Shaking the dust from their tips And when I took to the sky I remembered I have never stopped flying home

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Hug Master: Suck It Tarantino

I’m trying to write something profound, but instead all I can manage until the dream fog clears is to finish another El Rey Pulpo. Yes, this is me procrastinating the whole putting all of my shit into boxes. My brain … Continue reading

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My Valentine’s Gift To You Is My Own Personal Embarrassment

Since today is Valentine’s Day and everyone is all excited in one way or another over it, I thought I’d share an old (I mean old) online personals ad description of me. I think it still applies. Although, I am … Continue reading

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A Mighty Job Interview Dream

With all of the sending resumes and searching for a job in Austin my interview anxiety is rearing up in my dreamtime. Earlier I dreamed that I was being interviewed for the position of school nurse for a television network … Continue reading

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