Tag Archives: How Can I Find God When I Can’t Even Find My Keys

National Poetry Month: Journey

Journey By Amy Moloney Raised within a bible, taught my very nature was a sin Confused by what they told me and what I knew within They told me I was wrong, by nature, a freak To hold inside the … Continue reading

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National Poetry Month: Destruction of the Gods

Destruction of the Gods By Amy Moloney The Gods know a truth they refuse to reveal The beyond is just a shadow of the world That so long ago stood On the mountains of the globe             And the Valleys … Continue reading

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Inspiring Inspiration

Inspiration Art is as much a part of my soul as breathing. The past two weeks without my hands covered in paint, ink, or clay has made me turn into a shell of my true self. When I pick up … Continue reading

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Guardian Ninja

In case you haven’t gathered yet, I have a vividly exciting astral life. The other day I met a new spirit guide type guy. He is my official Guardian Ninja. His name is Hal. Yes, Hal the invisible Guardian Ninja. … Continue reading

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Mexican Space Claw

It serves me right for watching the 1970 documentary Chariots of the Gods before bed. I had super profound, life altering information implanted directly into my brain by the universal powers, the Gods, Monty Python, or possibly ALIENS. The dream … Continue reading

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Reanimating the Warrior Goddess: Silver Ribbons of Yesteryear

As the winter marches on, the blues of December are fading from my mind. I have a birthday coming up next month. Most women my age dread the thought of birthdays. Getting older is viewed as a burden of grey … Continue reading

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Thank You 2012

2012 was an amazing year of transformation. So many things have been accomplished, dreamed, realized, and let go. Here is a list of the things that made 2012 the year of awakening. I lost 55 lbs. and gained the confidence … Continue reading

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I wish were an Oscar Mayer Wiener

Oh dreams, you are not helping matters any. Also, this conversation is going into the book. It fits perfectly. Today’s dream included many images of ancient gods, new gods, and the Oscar Mayer Wiener mobile. Pan was sniffing around my … Continue reading

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Don’t Eat the Stew, Rodriguez

Dammit Rodriguez, you ate the stew.  Grandmother Magic: Part 2 Returning themes Before we get into the meat of what this post is really about, I want to take a moment to remind everyone about what I said here. This … Continue reading

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The Attitude, The Runaway, & The Serial Killer

I thought about posting a sappy poem. But I’m not in a sappy poem mood. I’m in the mood to share something really embarrassing. Instead I thought I’d satisfy some curiosity about the mischievous troublemaking teenage Amy. So I ransacked some very … Continue reading

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Don’t Hug Tarantino, It’s A Trap

Don’t hug Tarantino, it’s a trap So a bunch of months ago a challenge arose from an innocent conversation. Ok, no conversation with me is ever innocent. This one became an event. My reaction was as much a surprise to … Continue reading

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Reanimating the Warrior Goddess: Bruised Peaches

After having a discussion with a friend about sexuality and how it relates to having a specific vision of our future lovers I began a freefall into my own head. It’s a slippery discussion indeed We all think about what … Continue reading

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Reanimating the warrior goddess: Whosoever shall be found without the soul for getting down

“Better than a thousand hollow words, is one word that brings peace” ~Buddha Opening the Channels  The question I’ve been pondering lately is this: Why did I start this blog? Initially it was to share my personal journey toward goddesshood. … Continue reading

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Reanimating the Warrior Goddess: Dancing to the rhythm of fear in my imaginary red dress

I listened to Kim Boekbinder’s new song for The Bloggess’s Travelling Red Dress. And it says everything I have been saying for a while. Including the fear walls. That has been my visualization through this whole transformation, the walls made … Continue reading

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Walk Tall And Carry A Banana

Conversations lately have been very personal. It seems that the more bricks I remove from my walls built from fear and doubt the more people, people I’ve known for years, want to know who the woman is standing before them. … Continue reading

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At vacation’s end, pot of gold in my sight

I must return to reality and work in a few hours. I’m spending these last few hours of freedom watching Big Trouble in Little China and listening to Elvis songs while leisurely sipping coffee. Creativity is still running rampant in my soul. … Continue reading

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I ain’t no dame in distress, hold me

Oh the things that dreams can bring… I’m not one to play the damsel in distress card. But my dreams last night made me wake up feeling the need to be rescued. It’s only natural to feel vulnerable at times. … Continue reading

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Gin Soaked Labia

Adventures In Austin Volume 3 Continuing to enjoy my time here. The countdown to going back home to be thrust back into reality has begun. Fuzzy Lizzard Jewels Update: I was asked to consign my Cthulhu zombie and zombie toes. … Continue reading

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Reanimating The Warrior Goddess: Reality of Transformation. I’m Writing A Book.

If I find the key will it even fit? I’ve been silent on the blogesphere lately. I’m ready to reveal why. The reason for the quiet is because I’m working on a project that has metamorphasized into something I never … Continue reading

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