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Ghetto Gourmet: We Have a Serious Lack of Pancakes Around Here

I would write another installment of Ghetto Gourmet, but I am too busy thinking about pancakes and the fact that I don’t have any. This lack of pancakes is weighing heavily on my mind. So much so that I can … Continue reading

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Ghetto Gourmet: Barbecue Burn

Today’s lesson in ghetto cooking is in how to turn a scalding burn to your face into a deliciousness that keeps on giving. So, as I was reheating some leftover rotisserie chicken in a store-bought barbecue sauce and got all … Continue reading

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Ghetto Gourmet: Christmas Coffee

Today I will instruct you on how to make a festive holiday coffee out of the wretched crap they provide at work mislabeled as coffee. Honestly, they should call it Coffee-like Potting Soil-esque Product. This shit is usually the Velveeta … Continue reading

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Ghetto Gourmet: Failed Gourmet

Well, this is embarrassing. I totally did not gourmet. I don’t even think I managed to ghetto. Basically, I made a great big cheeseburger, put it on toast, and smothered that shit with ketchup. Then after the cheesy meat fest, I … Continue reading

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Ghetto Gourmet: Baked Ghetto Noodle Soup

Tonight’s Ghetto Gourmet is a combination of laziness and the need for comfort food. I have been a bit under the weather the past few days so I was craving chicken noodle soup. But I didn’t just want the can … Continue reading

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Tonight’s Ghetto Gourmet: Taco Fries

As requested, here is how I made taco fries out of random contents from my pantry/fridge: Ingredients: Frozen french fries (hopefully not freezer burned), taco seasoning, can of tomatoes with green chilis, chicken breast (or ground beef if you have … Continue reading

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Cooking for One: The Ghetto Gourmet

Cooking from the ghetto pantry: Vol. 1 I am not a great cook. I am not a terrible cook. I don’t like to cook. So is the life of a single woman. My style is something I like to call … Continue reading

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