Tag Archives: Frank Zappa

A Very Zappa Night

Posted on December 12, 2012 by

A music review this is not, an awesome review this is Last night I saw my 5th Zappa Plays Zappa show. And I have to tell you, Dweezil and his crew get better every time I see them. I never … Continue reading →

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Terrible Haiku Saturday: Stolen Word Haiku

Posted on December 8, 2012 by

Tonight I decided to begin re-watching the show Twin Peaks. Why? I don’t know. But it could be because I’m writing a murder mystery of sorts. And I love the vibe of Twin Peaks. So I wrote a stupid haiku … Continue reading →

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El Rey Network & the Circle of Art

Posted on December 2, 2012 by

Short divergence from terrible poetry and flying saucers to answer some FAQ’s. Seriously Amy, WTF? The questions I keep getting as I post all of my sweet little El Rey Pulpo’s are these: Why do you keep tagging El Rey … Continue reading →

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Zomby Woof behind your eyes

Posted on October 31, 2012 by

Happy Halloween, my haunting little Spooks Blessed Samhain, my bewitching little Wizards Here is my All Hallows gift to you: It’s only fitting for the girl with the zombie toes to give you a zomby woof to wake up with. … Continue reading →

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Dear Frank Zappa, Grant Me Your Blessed Pancakes

Posted on October 18, 2012 by

Oh Holy Zappa, I pray to thee. Bless me with the financial ability to see your son, the prophet of your sound, play music on December 11. They are playing just a few blocks from my house. Please send your … Continue reading →

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Don’t Hug Tarantino, It’s A Trap

Posted on October 12, 2012 by

Don’t hug Tarantino, it’s a trap So a bunch of months ago a challenge arose from an innocent conversation. Ok, no conversation with me is ever innocent. This one became an event. My reaction was as much a surprise to … Continue reading →

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Occult Octopus Muse’s New Compadre

Posted on September 6, 2012 by

This isn’t a book report I decided to read ‘Rebel Without A Crew’ on the plane back home to Kentucky. I was intrigued by my El Mariachi experience enough to get a better sense of the creative process that went … Continue reading →

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Two Bridges One Day

Posted on September 4, 2012 by

Or my alternate title:  Fuck you fear. I’m not your bitch today. I walked across two bridges today. This is a big deal. Granted they were not huge bridges. Nor were they suspension type bridges. But they were bridges dammit. BRIDGES. This, … Continue reading →

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Don’t Believe Them When They Tell You The Coconut Is Free

Posted on August 31, 2012 by

Adventures In Austin: Volume 2 How many zombies must die for our salvation? ALL OF THEM, apparently. As stated in the previous post, my zombie toes are a big hit. I have pretty much been giving them away since I … Continue reading →

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Let Me Be Frank

Posted on September 16, 2011 by

It has occured to me I have not posted many of my short stories or poetry to this blog. I have been given so much encouragement lately from friends who enjoy reading my creative writing. So I will begin to … Continue reading →

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Rockstar Junkie Chronicles Volume 1: Frank Zappa, My Grand Wazoo

Posted on August 18, 2011 by

It is no secret that I am a music junkie. I love all forms of music. It is what I live for, what heals me, what brings me ultimate joy. As my favorite man says, music is the best. The … Continue reading →

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Lord Zappa, I Pray To Thee

Posted on July 18, 2011 by

Lord, Grant me tickets to see your son play your music. Amen

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Shamanic Journey of Maifest

Posted on May 14, 2011 by

Tonight was an annual event in my fair little city. Covington, Ky Maifest is an opportunity for amateur drunks to come out in droves and cause extreme chaos in the city’s usual controlled chaos.   I have often joked that Mainstrasse Village … Continue reading →

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