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How to meet your idols and eat their chocolate: Part 1

A few nights ago I attended a wonderful event here at SXSW. It was called People of Letters, a travelling letter writing brigade from Australia. The panel of letter writers was impressive, from my writing guru Neil Gaiman and his … Continue reading

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Evil Bastard Cookies

A long time ago I had a dream about these happy little fuckers attacking me with broken beer bottles. They had devil horns and their smiles turned into twisted snarls of demonic possession. Since that nightmare I have always viewed … Continue reading

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Ghetto Gourmet: We Have a Serious Lack of Pancakes Around Here

I would write another installment of Ghetto Gourmet, but I am too busy thinking about pancakes and the fact that I don’t have any. This lack of pancakes is weighing heavily on my mind. So much so that I can … Continue reading

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Ghetto Gourmet: Failed Gourmet

Well, this is embarrassing. I totally did not gourmet. I don’t even think I managed to ghetto. Basically, I made a great big cheeseburger, put it on toast, and smothered that shit with ketchup. Then after the cheesy meat fest, I … Continue reading

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Ghetto Gourmet: Baked Ghetto Noodle Soup

Tonight’s Ghetto Gourmet is a combination of laziness and the need for comfort food. I have been a bit under the weather the past few days so I was craving chicken noodle soup. But I didn’t just want the can … Continue reading

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Tonight’s Ghetto Gourmet: Taco Fries

As requested, here is how I made taco fries out of random contents from my pantry/fridge: Ingredients: Frozen french fries (hopefully not freezer burned), taco seasoning, can of tomatoes with green chilis, chicken breast (or ground beef if you have … Continue reading

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Cooking for One: The Ghetto Gourmet

Cooking from the ghetto pantry: Vol. 1 I am not a great cook. I am not a terrible cook. I don’t like to cook. So is the life of a single woman. My style is something I like to call … Continue reading

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The age old debate

Pie vs. Cake I have always claimed to be team pie. Pie is filled with delicious fruits or pudding. Pie is like a heaven sandwich with awesome inside. My favorite pies tend to be banana cream and apple. But I … Continue reading

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