Tag Archives: fitness

Reanimating the warrior goddess: Femme Fatale

Facts & Vitals Transformation update: I’ve plateaued at 55 lbs. lost. Which is pretty damn amazing. It wasn’t easy to get this far. So I’m rewarding myself with barrels upon barrels of happiness.  And a bottle of barbecue sauce. I … Continue reading

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Reanimating the warrior goddess: Whosoever shall be found without the soul for getting down

“Better than a thousand hollow words, is one word that brings peace” ~Buddha Opening the Channels  The question I’ve been pondering lately is this: Why did I start this blog? Initially it was to share my personal journey toward goddesshood. … Continue reading

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A Fish Learning To Fly

 Nothing about this day makes sense… We all have off days. Random thoughts that should only happen when I’m drunk. I’m not drunk, I’m nursing a Benedryl hangover. COFFEE? My heart is sad today. There are so many thoughts racing … Continue reading

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Reanimating the Warrior Goddess: The Weight Loss Paradox

For those of you still keeping score on the weight loss front, I’m now 50 lbs down. Somehow I’ve managed to lose 5 lbs. while on vacation (Proof that Austin is magic). Weird, I know. Or it could’ve been my … Continue reading

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Reanimating The Warrior Goddess: Reality of Transformation. I’m Writing A Book.

If I find the key will it even fit? I’ve been silent on the blogesphere lately. I’m ready to reveal why. The reason for the quiet is because I’m working on a project that has metamorphasized into something I never … Continue reading

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Reanimating The Warrior Goddess: Into Week 2 and I Learn My Name

  Sometimes emotions are the window into what’s really missing in yourself. Tonight, I have run the spectrum of emotion from high to low for no particular reason other than my hormones are unpredictable. But what I did do was … Continue reading

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Reanimating The Warrior Goddess: Day 3 And I Discover Dwarfercise

I have been fairly successful on my warrior goddess challenge. Day 3 and I have managed to keep my ass moving, mostly. I am still watching a more than acceptable bit of television. But I have come up with an … Continue reading

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Reanimating The Warrior Goddess: Ecstatic Dancing

I have already started moving my ass. There are blisters on the balls of my feet from dancing at the Stevie Nicks show. My body and soul feel exorcised of the couch demons. Are you all ready to dance tomorrow?

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Reanimating The Warrior Goddess: Prep Day 1

I know I’m not starting until Monday, but tonight will be dedicated to preparing for the launch of my 60 day move your ass challenge.  Tonight’s Prepwork Includes: Dusting off my elliptical machine, Nordic Track, and various ass movement assisting … Continue reading

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Mission: Reanimating The Warrior Goddess

Once upon a time I was a WARRIOR GODDESS. I was in control of my body, my mind, my spirit. I was a fearless diva in the prime of my life. The goddess still lives, she has just been locked … Continue reading

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