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Evil Bastard Cookies

A long time ago I had a dream about these happy little fuckers attacking me with broken beer bottles. They had devil horns and their smiles turned into twisted snarls of demonic possession. Since that nightmare I have always viewed … Continue reading

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What does The Fall Guy & my career have in common?

So while watching The Fall Guy, I began to do some work on my resume. I may not be doing any work on the Vagina Project, but I am actively working on my plan to relocate to Austin, TX. The … Continue reading

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Reanimating the warrior goddess: Femme Fatale

Facts & Vitals Transformation update: I’ve plateaued at 55 lbs. lost. Which is pretty damn amazing. It wasn’t easy to get this far. So I’m rewarding myself with barrels upon barrels of happiness.  And a bottle of barbecue sauce. I … Continue reading

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Reanimating the Warrior Goddess: Bruised Peaches

After having a discussion with a friend about sexuality and how it relates to having a specific vision of our future lovers I began a freefall into my own head. It’s a slippery discussion indeed We all think about what … Continue reading

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Reanimating the warrior goddess: Whosoever shall be found without the soul for getting down

“Better than a thousand hollow words, is one word that brings peace” ~Buddha Opening the Channels  The question I’ve been pondering lately is this: Why did I start this blog? Initially it was to share my personal journey toward goddesshood. … Continue reading

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A Fish Learning To Fly

 Nothing about this day makes sense… We all have off days. Random thoughts that should only happen when I’m drunk. I’m not drunk, I’m nursing a Benedryl hangover. COFFEE? My heart is sad today. There are so many thoughts racing … Continue reading

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Reanimating the Warrior Goddess: Dancing to the rhythm of fear in my imaginary red dress

I listened to Kim Boekbinder’s new song for The Bloggess’s Travelling Red Dress. And it says everything I have been saying for a while. Including the fear walls. That has been my visualization through this whole transformation, the walls made … Continue reading

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Walk Tall And Carry A Banana

Conversations lately have been very personal. It seems that the more bricks I remove from my walls built from fear and doubt the more people, people I’ve known for years, want to know who the woman is standing before them. … Continue reading

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At vacation’s end, pot of gold in my sight

I must return to reality and work in a few hours. I’m spending these last few hours of freedom watching Big Trouble in Little China and listening to Elvis songs while leisurely sipping coffee. Creativity is still running rampant in my soul. … Continue reading

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Reanimating the Warrior Goddess: The Weight Loss Paradox

For those of you still keeping score on the weight loss front, I’m now 50 lbs down. Somehow I’ve managed to lose 5 lbs. while on vacation (Proof that Austin is magic). Weird, I know. Or it could’ve been my … Continue reading

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Reanimating The Warrior Goddess: Reality of Transformation. I’m Writing A Book.

If I find the key will it even fit? I’ve been silent on the blogesphere lately. I’m ready to reveal why. The reason for the quiet is because I’m working on a project that has metamorphasized into something I never … Continue reading

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Even optimists get the blues

I know you remember that a few moons ago I posted a series about “Reanimating The Warrior Goddess.” Complete with a Dwarfercise how-to. Well, as it turns out, I totally dropped the battle axe on that project. I know it’s … Continue reading

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Reanimating The Warrior Goddess: Into Week 2 and I Learn My Name

  Sometimes emotions are the window into what’s really missing in yourself. Tonight, I have run the spectrum of emotion from high to low for no particular reason other than my hormones are unpredictable. But what I did do was … Continue reading

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Crack Me Open, Look Inside…

As with most, if not all, females raised in a media saturated environment, I have struggled with my self-image. A lot. Growing up I was fully aware of my bodily flaws, as I perceived them. I was not thin. I … Continue reading

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A Girl Not Afraid To Fart

What is the definition of woman? Part One The popular media would have us believe that it is looking, dressing, smelling, and altering our bodies like every plastic super model they set their cameras on. The entertainment industry throws hatefully … Continue reading

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