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Lake Karma: A short story

Lake Karma A short story based on a dream I had today By: Amy Moloney   A young messenger boy looks for me. His name was Luca. He finds me inside a marble building where I am studying ways to … Continue reading

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Zombie Stuntmen: A Machete Kills Love Story

Recap of a pretty spectacular few weeks. Friday the 13th brings delicious catfish Let’s go back a few weeks to Saturday the 14th. That was the day I learned that I owe Harry Manfredini* a fuck-ton of money for torturing … Continue reading

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The Awkward’s Guide to Being Fabulous

Hello, my name is Amy and I walk into walls. Daily. Don’t be alarmed, I’m mostly harmless and incredibly fabulous. Being an oaf does not have to hold you back from being amazing and sexy. In fact, there are many … Continue reading

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Frequently Asked Questions

FAQ Let me take a moment to answer a few of your frequently asked questions. How do you know so much about life, Amy? Well you see, I fuck up a lot. That means I’m actually smarter than people who … Continue reading

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Finding Film: In A World

I admit it; I’ve been off my game lately. You, my pretties, have been suffering months of blog silence here on amymoloney[dot]com. It’s tragic really. For a while I almost thought I lost my funny. Have no fear, the funny … Continue reading

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Finding Film: Learning Curve

Around 35 years ago I discovered something that has been a vital part of my life. As a child with a more vivid imagination than those around me, I was starving for an outlet, a playground for my imagination. What … Continue reading

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Bat Signal

OMFG Amy, where have you been?!? I know you all have been going crazy without my mindless dribble in you inbox every day. But I assure you, I am still around. Although, a bit stressed with a job at a … Continue reading

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National Poetry Month: Journey

Journey By Amy Moloney Raised within a bible, taught my very nature was a sin Confused by what they told me and what I knew within They told me I was wrong, by nature, a freak To hold inside the … Continue reading

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Kim Boekbinder, Impossible goes BOOM BOOM BOOM

My Impossible Week: Some people leave an indelible mark upon your soul. And you are a better person for having had the chance to get to know them, no matter how long the interaction. Such is the case of my … Continue reading

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My Butterfly Friend

My Butterfly Friend By Amy Moloney For my best friend, the other Amy You are beautiful butterfly with tattered wings You must cocoon again before you can sing The world seems distorted when moving so fast More strength inside you … Continue reading

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How to meet your idols and eat their chocolate: Part 1

A few nights ago I attended a wonderful event here at SXSW. It was called People of Letters, a travelling letter writing brigade from Australia. The panel of letter writers was impressive, from my writing guru Neil Gaiman and his … Continue reading

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Inspiring Inspiration

Inspiration Art is as much a part of my soul as breathing. The past two weeks without my hands covered in paint, ink, or clay has made me turn into a shell of my true self. When I pick up … Continue reading

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All Roads Lead to Austin

Still under the beguilement of exhaustion and adventure, I make my way towards manifesting exactly what I set out to do in Austin. I am truly living my dreams right now in this magical realm that I am building around … Continue reading

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Knee Deep in the Heart

This is not a real post. It is a reminder to everyone that I haven’t completely disappeared into the land of Austin. I have arrived safely. Currently I am in a whirlwind of getting settled and making new connections. There … Continue reading

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Nurse Bitterpill: Bittersweet Forget-Me-Not’s

This post has taken me a week to write because it is such an emotional transition in my life. I am sorry if it seems disconnected and rambling, as I am typing this with a quivering lip and watery eyes. … Continue reading

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Lizzard Wisdom: Word Peeves

Kids, the word is bra, not brawl. Although, my tits do tend to brawl with the wire bondage of my bra. Fuck, nevermind. I guess you’re right. Go ahead and call it a goddamn brawl. 

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Evil Bastard Cookies

A long time ago I had a dream about these happy little fuckers attacking me with broken beer bottles. They had devil horns and their smiles turned into twisted snarls of demonic possession. Since that nightmare I have always viewed … Continue reading

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Older & More Awesome Every Day

Today is my birthday. This is how it feels to grow older when you are a motherfucking warrior goddess. Years only add to the awesome.

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Hug Master: Suck It Tarantino

I’m trying to write something profound, but instead all I can manage until the dream fog clears is to finish another El Rey Pulpo. Yes, this is me procrastinating the whole putting all of my shit into boxes. My brain … Continue reading

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My Valentine’s Gift To You Is My Own Personal Embarrassment

Since today is Valentine’s Day and everyone is all excited in one way or another over it, I thought I’d share an old (I mean old) online personals ad description of me. I think it still applies. Although, I am … Continue reading

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