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Kim Boekbinder, Impossible goes BOOM BOOM BOOM

My Impossible Week: Some people leave an indelible mark upon your soul. And you are a better person for having had the chance to get to know them, no matter how long the interaction. Such is the case of my … Continue reading

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How to meet your idols and eat their chocolate: Part 1

A few nights ago I attended a wonderful event here at SXSW. It was called People of Letters, a travelling letter writing brigade from Australia. The panel of letter writers was impressive, from my writing guru Neil Gaiman and his … Continue reading

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Inspiring Inspiration

Inspiration Art is as much a part of my soul as breathing. The past two weeks without my hands covered in paint, ink, or clay has made me turn into a shell of my true self. When I pick up … Continue reading

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All Roads Lead to Austin

Still under the beguilement of exhaustion and adventure, I make my way towards manifesting exactly what I set out to do in Austin. I am truly living my dreams right now in this magical realm that I am building around … Continue reading

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Knee Deep in the Heart

This is not a real post. It is a reminder to everyone that I haven’t completely disappeared into the land of Austin. I have arrived safely. Currently I am in a whirlwind of getting settled and making new connections. There … Continue reading

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So long Cincinnati & thanks for all the fish

On the road, Texas bound. It’s been a very busy week leading up to this journey. Basically, my entire life is boiled down to this silver box…

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Nurse Bitterpill: Bittersweet Forget-Me-Not’s

This post has taken me a week to write because it is such an emotional transition in my life. I am sorry if it seems disconnected and rambling, as I am typing this with a quivering lip and watery eyes. … Continue reading

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Evil Bastard Cookies

A long time ago I had a dream about these happy little fuckers attacking me with broken beer bottles. They had devil horns and their smiles turned into twisted snarls of demonic possession. Since that nightmare I have always viewed … Continue reading

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Older & More Awesome Every Day

Today is my birthday. This is how it feels to grow older when you are a motherfucking warrior goddess. Years only add to the awesome.

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Hug Master: Suck It Tarantino

I’m trying to write something profound, but instead all I can manage until the dream fog clears is to finish another El Rey Pulpo. Yes, this is me procrastinating the whole putting all of my shit into boxes. My brain … Continue reading

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My Valentine’s Gift To You Is My Own Personal Embarrassment

Since today is Valentine’s Day and everyone is all excited in one way or another over it, I thought I’d share an old (I mean old) online personals ad description of me. I think it still applies. Although, I am … Continue reading

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That Old Voodoo

I have been laying low in order to pack and prep for the big move, which is happening in less than 3 weeks. So much has been crammed into the past few weeks that I haven’t had time to write … Continue reading

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Football is magic

This is the third year I’ve watched the Superbowl through the eyes of Alzheimer’s. Football is so much better through the eyes of Alzheimer’s.

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I Choose Happiness

This is your update on the Warrior Goddess… I know you’ve been hearing me drone on about making changes, following my intuition, taking leaps of faith, and moving to Austin. You have also probably been wondering if I were all … Continue reading

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Reanimating the Warrior Goddess: Silver Ribbons of Yesteryear

As the winter marches on, the blues of December are fading from my mind. I have a birthday coming up next month. Most women my age dread the thought of birthdays. Getting older is viewed as a burden of grey … Continue reading

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Thank You 2012

2012 was an amazing year of transformation. So many things have been accomplished, dreamed, realized, and let go. Here is a list of the things that made 2012 the year of awakening. I lost 55 lbs. and gained the confidence … Continue reading

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Hugging Death Traps

I’m sure you all want to know what it’s like to have a conversation with me. So here is a short conversation I had with my best friend about the fact that I am stuck at work chasing after the … Continue reading

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How to write an effective cover letter when you’re awesome

As I continue to hone my resume and marketability for my move to Austin, I find that I am constantly stumbled by writing a decent cover letter. For someone who writes constant dribble about herself on a blog I have … Continue reading

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The Oracle of Austin

Austin, Here I Come The time has come for me to start getting serious about the job search in Austin. Which I have been doing the past few weeks. While I was perusing the online job listings earlier, I came … Continue reading

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Who’s That GPS?

I took a few days off from blogging to spend time with my family. I hugged my mother, my sisters, my nieces, and my nephews extra tight. Then I spent time with myself, appreciating how much I’ve grown in 2012. … Continue reading

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