Category Archives: Roller Derby: Loose Lee’s Retirement Plan

Roller Derby related posts by a retired rollergirl named Loose Lee.

Dreamscapes: Bruce Lee’s Grave Guardian

I had the most vivid dream yesterday. It was about Bruce Lee. Which isn’t strange considering my obsession with all things kung fu. After all, my rollergirl persona was Loose Lee. Bruce Lee has been an influence in my life … Continue reading

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Don’t Hug Tarantino, It’s A Trap

Don’t hug Tarantino, it’s a trap So a bunch of months ago a challenge arose from an innocent conversation. Ok, no conversation with me is ever innocent. This one became an event. My reaction was as much a surprise to … Continue reading

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Because I Can’t Stop Thinking About Roller Derby I Post A Derby Longing Post

This is one of the greatest Roller Derby funnies I have ever seen. I miss roller derby. Seeing all of the Saturday night updates from around the world has only made me miss derby more. Loose Lee wants to come … Continue reading

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Crack Me Open, Look Inside…

As with most, if not all, females raised in a media saturated environment, I have struggled with my self-image. A lot. Growing up I was fully aware of my bodily flaws, as I perceived them. I was not thin. I … Continue reading

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Raptured in a Fez

I went to a roller derby bout on rapture day. And I got to wear a fez. Somewhere in relative time and space there is a Time Lord smiling. Roller Derby enthusiast with Fez Emma Peelout with Fez Pretentious self … Continue reading

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A Social Network for Derby Girls…

http://rollerderbygirls.org/profile/chainsaw/action_id/3889 fuckyeahrollergirls: texaschainsawsasskicker: RollerDerbyGirls.org—I’m going to give this a shot…anyone else on it? Sweet. I was actually thinking of creating a social network dedicated to roller derby, looks like someone beat me to it! Check it out everyone!

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The Battle of the Scarf

This is the deal… Emma Peelout has challenged me to a knit off. Neither of us know how to knit at this point in time. I recently picked up a DVD to teach me how to knit. I posted on … Continue reading

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This speaks volumes to my soul.

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