Category Archives: Ghetto Gourmet

Evil Bastard Cookies

Posted on February 22, 2013 by

A long time ago I had a dream about these happy little fuckers attacking me with broken beer bottles. They had devil horns and their smiles turned into twisted snarls of demonic possession. Since that nightmare I have always viewed … Continue reading →

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Ghetto Gourmet: We Have a Serious Lack of Pancakes Around Here

Posted on January 19, 2013 by

I would write another installment of Ghetto Gourmet, but I am too busy thinking about pancakes and the fact that I don’t have any. This lack of pancakes is weighing heavily on my mind. So much so that I can … Continue reading →

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Ghetto Gourmet: Barbecue Burn

Posted on December 21, 2012 by

Today’s lesson in ghetto cooking is in how to turn a scalding burn to your face into a deliciousness that keeps on giving. So, as I was reheating some leftover rotisserie chicken in a store-bought barbecue sauce and got all … Continue reading →

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Ghetto Gourmet: Christmas Coffee

Posted on December 11, 2012 by

Today I will instruct you on how to make a festive holiday coffee out of the wretched crap they provide at work mislabeled as coffee. Honestly, they should call it Coffee-like Potting Soil-esque Product. This shit is usually the Velveeta … Continue reading →

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Ghetto Gourmet: Failed Gourmet

Posted on December 3, 2012 by

Well, this is embarrassing. I totally did not gourmet. I don’t even think I managed to ghetto. Basically, I made a great big cheeseburger, put it on toast, and smothered that shit with ketchup. Then after the cheesy meat fest, I … Continue reading →

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Ghetto Gourmet: Baked Ghetto Noodle Soup

Posted on November 22, 2012 by

Tonight’s Ghetto Gourmet is a combination of laziness and the need for comfort food. I have been a bit under the weather the past few days so I was craving chicken noodle soup. But I didn’t just want the can … Continue reading →

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Tonight’s Ghetto Gourmet: Taco Fries

Posted on November 15, 2012 by

As requested, here is how I made taco fries out of random contents from my pantry/fridge: Ingredients: Frozen french fries (hopefully not freezer burned), taco seasoning, can of tomatoes with green chilis, chicken breast (or ground beef if you have … Continue reading →

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Cooking for One: The Ghetto Gourmet

Posted on November 9, 2012 by

Cooking from the ghetto pantry: Vol. 1 I am not a great cook. I am not a terrible cook. I don’t like to cook. So is the life of a single woman. My style is something I like to call … Continue reading →

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