Author Archives: Amy Moloney

About Amy Moloney

I have many interests. It's hard to describe me in words, so I try interpretive dance whenever applicable. Sometimes I'm imaginary.

Getting Old at the Grocery Store

I went to buy a few things today: milk, ice cream, wine, and Prilosec. I didn’t feel old buying these things. That was until the young girl at the check out looked at my ID and said, “Wow, you don’t … Continue reading

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The Power of Fear

This is a message to all those tired of body shamers, victim blamers, squashers of humanity, its nature and idiosyncrasies. We are all humans. Born with innate Imperfection, striving toward perfection. Born with sin. Sin in this case is imperfection, … Continue reading

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Every Minute is a New Day: 8 MORE DAYS!

8 more days! Help bring my #Alzheimers book, Every Minute is a New Day to life with love & laughter. Thank you to everyone who has backed me so far. I love and appreciate every one of you. You are … Continue reading

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11 Days! FAQ: Every Minute is a New Day

Ever since I made the decision to publish the book I’ve been working on for years, life has picked up speed. I am in a constant state of exhilaration, optimism, and sheer terror. I have dreamed of being an author … Continue reading

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Update: Every Minute is a New Day

In response to a few questions lately about wanting me to detail the plan for the publishing funds and an attempt to remain transparent in this whole process, here is an outline of my publishing and marketing plan: Audiobook recording and … Continue reading

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Every Minute is a New Day: 17 Days Left

“Hope is a force as fragile as it is enduring. Hope and fear are forever entwined, not always on opposite sides of the spectrum. Hope can fuel fear and fear can fuel hope.” -Every Minute is A New Day. 17 … Continue reading

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Today or tomorrow, instead of buying a Latte Ginormousa, back my book project, Every Minute is a New Day: The Language of Dementia. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. every minute is a new day

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It’s here.

Hello beautifuls, It has been a while since I’ve posted. There is a great reason. I have been working on my Alzheimer’s book Every Minute is a New Day. And the Kickstarter is now live and ready to support. Please … Continue reading

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Do Not Squander Your Madness On Petty Things Like Reality: The Smile Challenge

“You’re only given a little spark of madness. You musn’t lose it.” -Robin Williams What is life without a little madness? What is there to take so seriously that we lose our sense of curiosity and wonder? Life has been a … Continue reading

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Richard Linklater and the Little Monk of Odin Hill

Another episode of Public Dream Journal: I drove up a steep mountain pass on a dark night until I arrived at an outdoor amphitheater carved into the rock face of the earth. The rotting wooden sign read: Welcome to Lost Odid … Continue reading

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Crow’s Feet Are a Rite of Passage to Fabulous, Right?

So, today I discovered my first crow’s feet. At first it struck a nerve about looking old. Then the more I contemplated it, and I did contemplate it for hours, the more I realized that those little lines are a … Continue reading

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Out of Dream Experience

Out of Dream Experience By Amy Moloney I am having an out of dream experience The world does not meet expectation but exceeds hope A familiar voice whispers from a remembered dream Not quite here but always there The sweetest … Continue reading

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Lake Karma: A short story

Lake Karma A short story based on a dream I had today By: Amy Moloney   A young messenger boy looks for me. His name was Luca. He finds me inside a marble building where I am studying ways to … Continue reading

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Zombie Stuntmen: A Machete Kills Love Story

Recap of a pretty spectacular few weeks. Friday the 13th brings delicious catfish Let’s go back a few weeks to Saturday the 14th. That was the day I learned that I owe Harry Manfredini* a fuck-ton of money for torturing … Continue reading

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The Awkward’s Guide to Being Fabulous

Hello, my name is Amy and I walk into walls. Daily. Don’t be alarmed, I’m mostly harmless and incredibly fabulous. Being an oaf does not have to hold you back from being amazing and sexy. In fact, there are many … Continue reading

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PMS Film Fest

I am going to  talk about things most people are afraid to mention in so-called polite company. It’s a shame, too. Humans should not fear the female body. I certainly don’t fear my body: functions, imperfections, size, needs, the weird … Continue reading

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School of Rock: The Dementia Review

Let me start with the disclaimer that I have worked nearly 130 hours in the past two weeks. Then I spent my one night off celebrating the 10 year anniversary of School of Rock with the cast of the movie. … Continue reading

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Frequently Asked Questions

FAQ Let me take a moment to answer a few of your frequently asked questions. How do you know so much about life, Amy? Well you see, I fuck up a lot. That means I’m actually smarter than people who … Continue reading

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Finding Film: In A World

I admit it; I’ve been off my game lately. You, my pretties, have been suffering months of blog silence here on amymoloney[dot]com. It’s tragic really. For a while I almost thought I lost my funny. Have no fear, the funny … Continue reading

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Finding Film: Learning Curve

Around 35 years ago I discovered something that has been a vital part of my life. As a child with a more vivid imagination than those around me, I was starving for an outlet, a playground for my imagination. What … Continue reading

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