Author Archives: Amy Moloney

About Amy Moloney

I have many interests. It's hard to describe me in words, so I try interpretive dance whenever applicable. Sometimes I'm imaginary.

Today or tomorrow, instead of buying a Latte Ginormousa, back my book project, Every Minute is a New Day: The Language of Dementia. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. every minute is a new day

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It’s here.

Hello beautifuls, It has been a while since I’ve posted. There is a great reason. I have been working on my Alzheimer’s book Every Minute is a New Day. And the Kickstarter is now live and ready to support. Please … Continue reading

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Do Not Squander Your Madness On Petty Things Like Reality: The Smile Challenge

“You’re only given a little spark of madness. You musn’t lose it.” -Robin Williams What is life without a little madness? What is there to take so seriously that we lose our sense of curiosity and wonder? Life has been a … Continue reading

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Richard Linklater and the Little Monk of Odin Hill

Another episode of Public Dream Journal: I drove up a steep mountain pass on a dark night until I arrived at an outdoor amphitheater carved into the rock face of the earth. The rotting wooden sign read: Welcome to Lost Odid … Continue reading

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Crow’s Feet Are a Rite of Passage to Fabulous, Right?

So, today I discovered my first crow’s feet. At first it struck a nerve about looking old. Then the more I contemplated it, and I did contemplate it for hours, the more I realized that those little lines are a … Continue reading

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Out of Dream Experience

Out of Dream Experience By Amy Moloney I am having an out of dream experience The world does not meet expectation but exceeds hope A familiar voice whispers from a remembered dream Not quite here but always there The sweetest … Continue reading

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Lake Karma: A short story

Lake Karma A short story based on a dream I had today By: Amy Moloney   A young messenger boy looks for me. His name was Luca. He finds me inside a marble building where I am studying ways to … Continue reading

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Zombie Stuntmen: A Machete Kills Love Story

Recap of a pretty spectacular few weeks. Friday the 13th brings delicious catfish Let’s go back a few weeks to Saturday the 14th. That was the day I learned that I owe Harry Manfredini* a fuck-ton of money for torturing … Continue reading

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The Awkward’s Guide to Being Fabulous

Hello, my name is Amy and I walk into walls. Daily. Don’t be alarmed, I’m mostly harmless and incredibly fabulous. Being an oaf does not have to hold you back from being amazing and sexy. In fact, there are many … Continue reading

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PMS Film Fest

I am going to  talk about things most people are afraid to mention in so-called polite company. It’s a shame, too. Humans should not fear the female body. I certainly don’t fear my body: functions, imperfections, size, needs, the weird … Continue reading

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School of Rock: The Dementia Review

Let me start with the disclaimer that I have worked nearly 130 hours in the past two weeks. Then I spent my one night off celebrating the 10 year anniversary of School of Rock with the cast of the movie. … Continue reading

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Frequently Asked Questions

FAQ Let me take a moment to answer a few of your frequently asked questions. How do you know so much about life, Amy? Well you see, I fuck up a lot. That means I’m actually smarter than people who … Continue reading

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Finding Film: In A World

I admit it; I’ve been off my game lately. You, my pretties, have been suffering months of blog silence here on amymoloney[dot]com. It’s tragic really. For a while I almost thought I lost my funny. Have no fear, the funny … Continue reading

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Finding Film: Learning Curve

Around 35 years ago I discovered something that has been a vital part of my life. As a child with a more vivid imagination than those around me, I was starving for an outlet, a playground for my imagination. What … Continue reading

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Roustabout Garden

My dreams are a significant part of who I am. And as such they reveal the stress and hope I happen to be experiencing at any given time. I have been working a ton the past few months. So much … Continue reading

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Moondrops

Moondrops By Amy Moloney A poem from a dream… Waking life, more painful than the dream And the dream becomes the pain From the edge of sunlight To the haloed darkness, filled with drops of moon That precarious perch of … Continue reading

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Bat Signal

OMFG Amy, where have you been?!? I know you all have been going crazy without my mindless dribble in you inbox every day. But I assure you, I am still around. Although, a bit stressed with a job at a … Continue reading

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I May Have Married Edgar Wright By Accident, But Don’t Tell Him

Welcome to my public dream theater once more You know, its amazing how often sad, lonely women have vivid dreams about finding a perfect man. Um… Well… I almost had one of those the other day. I didn’t quite snag … Continue reading

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Lemon Cake: A short story revisited

Here is a short story I wrote a while ago as it was originally written. I am posting it now because I am working on giving it a bit of a facelift and including it in my Grandmother Magic series … Continue reading

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Before Midnight: Not a review, a reaction.

This evening I finished watching the Before Trilogy with the film Before Midnight by Richard Linklater. I must admit that I did not see, in their entirety, the other two films until last week. Regardless, they affected me in a … Continue reading

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