Ghetto Gourmet: Failed Gourmet

Well, this is embarrassing.

I totally did not gourmet. I don’t even think I managed to ghetto.

cookie monsterBasically, I made a great big cheeseburger, put it on toast, and smothered that shit with ketchup. Then after the cheesy meat fest, I  ate half a tube of cookie dough.

I swear I was thinking about steak and tiramisu the whole time.

And I ate that cookie dough right out of the fridge just like I was reenacting my own private 9 1/2 Weeks.  Shut up, it’s not weird to feel sexy when you’re all alone with a tube of cookie dough while thinking about another dessert.

About Amy Moloney

I have many interests. It's hard to describe me in words, so I try interpretive dance whenever applicable. Sometimes I'm imaginary.
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