Monthly Archives: December 2012

Thank You 2012

2012 was an amazing year of transformation. So many things have been accomplished, dreamed, realized, and let go. Here is a list of the things that made 2012 the year of awakening. I lost 55 lbs. and gained the confidence … Continue reading

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Art of the Lizzard: Take Me With You

  Based on a dream… Pulpo on a rocket trying to catch up with his new alien friends.

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Hugging Death Traps

I’m sure you all want to know what it’s like to have a conversation with me. So here is a short conversation I had with my best friend about the fact that I am stuck at work chasing after the … Continue reading

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El Rey Pulpo: Nerdfirmations

I am thinking of doing a few El Rey Pulpo pieces that combine positive affirmations and tv/movie quotes for nerds, such as myself. Of course I start with Star Trek TNG. Here is my first finished El Rey Pulpo Nerdfirmation. What do … Continue reading

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An army of octopi is coming for your soul: El Rey Pulpo

And here is a new line of Viking Pulpo still in progress. This was just a little sneak peak at what’s coming from el mar… *I’m learning Spanish one octopus at a time.

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Everyone’s a critic: Django Unchained

Sorry for the absence, my pretties. I hope you all had a wonderful holiday. I kept busy working the Alzheimer’s unit, being a naughty little angel by dancing like the dance of the sugarplum fairy for my demented old folks. … Continue reading

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How to write an effective cover letter when you’re awesome

As I continue to hone my resume and marketability for my move to Austin, I find that I am constantly stumbled by writing a decent cover letter. For someone who writes constant dribble about herself on a blog I have … Continue reading

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The El Rey Pulpo Invasion Continues: Nerd Bling

There are many new El Rey Pulpo with many new stories coming soon. Here is a peak at what has been happening in the Lizzard Lounge lately. El Rey Pulpo is venturing into nerd territory. And that’s just the way … Continue reading

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Ghetto Gourmet: Barbecue Burn

Today’s lesson in ghetto cooking is in how to turn a scalding burn to your face into a deliciousness that keeps on giving. So, as I was reheating some leftover rotisserie chicken in a store-bought barbecue sauce and got all … Continue reading

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The Oracle of Austin

Austin, Here I Come The time has come for me to start getting serious about the job search in Austin. Which I have been doing the past few weeks. While I was perusing the online job listings earlier, I came … Continue reading

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Asshole Free Zone

This is a public service announcement: I operate an asshole free zone. Let me repeat that; this is an asshole free zone. If you feel that your very existence dictates that you must be an asshole, do not waste your … Continue reading

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Who’s That GPS?

I took a few days off from blogging to spend time with my family. I hugged my mother, my sisters, my nieces, and my nephews extra tight. Then I spent time with myself, appreciating how much I’ve grown in 2012. … Continue reading

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Words of Wisdom

I’m sorry guys, I don’t have time for a real post today. I overslept and only have 15 minutes before I have to leave for work. So I will simply post this picture of Moses with the most important commandment … Continue reading

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Allie the Octopus

Here is the story of the first commissioned El Rey Pulpo, Allie the Octopus… Allie the Octopus In the deep end of the great big sea There lived a creature named Allie She spoke in funny riddles and giggles Wearing … Continue reading

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A Very Zappa Night

A music review this is not, an awesome review this is Last night I saw my 5th Zappa Plays Zappa show. And I have to tell you, Dweezil and his crew get better every time I see them. I never … Continue reading

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Ghetto Gourmet: Christmas Coffee

Today I will instruct you on how to make a festive holiday coffee out of the wretched crap they provide at work mislabeled as coffee. Honestly, they should call it Coffee-like Potting Soil-esque Product. This shit is usually the Velveeta … Continue reading

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Lizzard Wisdom: Dream On

Lizzard Wisdom #32564 Live your dreams. Except for that one dream where you are running naked up the highway being chased by rabid beavers in pink cowboy hats carrying axes. Don’t live that one unless you are leading them into … Continue reading

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Rose Candles

Rose Candles By Amy Moloney A room that smelled of rose candles and stale perfume Felt of days when the air was thick with the blooms An apparition between sheer cloth, that once flowed white And the moonlight flooding the … Continue reading

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Terrible Haiku Saturday: Stolen Word Haiku

Tonight I decided to begin re-watching the show Twin Peaks. Why? I don’t know. But it could be because I’m writing a murder mystery of sorts. And I love the vibe of Twin Peaks. So I wrote a stupid haiku … Continue reading

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Swimming with Wolves

Conversations with Fairy Tales Little Red Riding Hood decided to pay me a visit in my dreams the other night. Here is the conversation we had. It was strange, yet incredibly strange. Have I told you how much I love … Continue reading

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