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Monthly Archives: December 2012
Thank You 2012
2012 was an amazing year of transformation. So many things have been accomplished, dreamed, realized, and let go. Here is a list of the things that made 2012 the year of awakening. I lost 55 lbs. and gained the confidence … Continue reading
Posted in El Rey Pulpo, Stupid Human Gets A Clue, The Life And Times Of Fuzzy Lizzard, Zombie Toes
Tagged 2012 was an awesome year, Amy's life, art, Austin TX, blogging, blogging while under the influence of NyQuil, creativity, Django Unchained, dreams, El Rey Network, El Rey Pulpo, enlightenment, Fuzzy Lizzard Jewels, How Can I Find God When I Can't Even Find My Keys, hugageddon, inspiration, Loose Lee vs. Quentin Tarantino Hug Showdown, magic, nurse bitterpill, Onslow The Occult Octopus, Quentin Tarantino, Reanimating the warrior goddess, Robert Rodriguez, Self Discovery, short story, vagina project, weapons of mass salvation, writing, zombie toes
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Hugging Death Traps
I’m sure you all want to know what it’s like to have a conversation with me. So here is a short conversation I had with my best friend about the fact that I am stuck at work chasing after the … Continue reading
Posted in Absurdity Is The Only Reality, El Rey Pulpo, The Life And Times Of Fuzzy Lizzard, Zombie Toes
Tagged Alzheimer's, Amy's life, best friends, El Rey Pulpo, hugaggedon, hugs, James Bond, nurse bitterpill, Quentin Tarantino, Samy powers activate, Star Trek, Tarantino hug challenge, The Smays, tribe of awesome friends, Villains, zombies
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El Rey Pulpo: Nerdfirmations
I am thinking of doing a few El Rey Pulpo pieces that combine positive affirmations and tv/movie quotes for nerds, such as myself. Of course I start with Star Trek TNG. Here is my first finished El Rey Pulpo Nerdfirmation. What do … Continue reading
An army of octopi is coming for your soul: El Rey Pulpo
And here is a new line of Viking Pulpo still in progress. This was just a little sneak peak at what’s coming from el mar… *I’m learning Spanish one octopus at a time.
Everyone’s a critic: Django Unchained
Sorry for the absence, my pretties. I hope you all had a wonderful holiday. I kept busy working the Alzheimer’s unit, being a naughty little angel by dancing like the dance of the sugarplum fairy for my demented old folks. … Continue reading
Posted in Adventures In Imagination, All the World is a Stage, Artistically Inclined, Stupid Human Gets A Clue, Zombie Toes
Tagged a review of Django Unchained from a movie junkie, Alzheimer's, Amy's life, art, creativity, Django Unchained, El Rey Pulpo, film, Good news I didn't mention my vagina once during this whole blog post, hugageddon, inspiration, Loose Lee vs. Quentin Tarantino Hug Showdown, mental illness, nurse bitterpill, Quentin Tarantino, stupid life, violence in film, writing
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How to write an effective cover letter when you’re awesome
As I continue to hone my resume and marketability for my move to Austin, I find that I am constantly stumbled by writing a decent cover letter. For someone who writes constant dribble about herself on a blog I have … Continue reading
Posted in Adventures In Imagination, Nurse Bitterpill, The Life And Times Of Fuzzy Lizzard
Tagged Alzheimer's, Amy's life, art, Austin TX, cover letters, cover letters that mention poop, creativity, El Rey Network, El Rey Pulpo, inspiration, job search, looking for a job in Austin TX, magic, me, nurse bitterpill, sexy motherfucker, stupid life, terrible haiku saturday, the awesomeness of being, unicorns, writing, you know you want to hire me because I am made of pure magic, you should be jealous of how awesome Amy's life is
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The El Rey Pulpo Invasion Continues: Nerd Bling
There are many new El Rey Pulpo with many new stories coming soon. Here is a peak at what has been happening in the Lizzard Lounge lately. El Rey Pulpo is venturing into nerd territory. And that’s just the way … Continue reading
Posted in Artistically Inclined
Tagged 42, art, Austin TX, channeling grief into beautiful art, coffee, Coraline, creativity, Depression, Douglas Adams, El Rey Network, El Rey Pulpo, Fuzzy Lizzard Jewels, inspiration, kung fu, life, neil gaiman, nerd bling, Onslow The Occult Octopus, running with the beast, stupid life, weapons of mass salvation, writing
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Asshole Free Zone
This is a public service announcement: I operate an asshole free zone. Let me repeat that; this is an asshole free zone. If you feel that your very existence dictates that you must be an asshole, do not waste your … Continue reading
Who’s That GPS?
I took a few days off from blogging to spend time with my family. I hugged my mother, my sisters, my nieces, and my nephews extra tight. Then I spent time with myself, appreciating how much I’ve grown in 2012. … Continue reading
Posted in Absurdity Is The Only Reality, Artistically Inclined, The Life And Times Of Fuzzy Lizzard
Tagged 1100 miles to Austin TX, Alzheimer's, Amy's life, art, creativity, do me now Coop, doctor who, dreams, El Rey Pulpo, family, I also may be totally in love with Hawk, life, love, Marlene, me, Mom, nurse bitterpill, oh the shit that comes out of Marlene's mouth, raising a parent is hard work, Self Discovery, sisters, stupid life, Twin Peaks, weapons of mass salvation, writing, You would understand how I turned out this way if you met my mother
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Words of Wisdom
I’m sorry guys, I don’t have time for a real post today. I overslept and only have 15 minutes before I have to leave for work. So I will simply post this picture of Moses with the most important commandment … Continue reading
Posted in Absurdity Is The Only Reality
Tagged Commandments that make sense, enlightenment, film, inspiration, Moses, nurse bitterpill, religion
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A Very Zappa Night
A music review this is not, an awesome review this is Last night I saw my 5th Zappa Plays Zappa show. And I have to tell you, Dweezil and his crew get better every time I see them. I never … Continue reading
Posted in Artistically Inclined, Music Is The Best, Nurse Bitterpill, The Life And Times Of Fuzzy Lizzard, Zombie Toes
Tagged Amy's life, art, blogging, creativity, Dweezil Zappa, El Rey Pulpo, Frank Zappa, Fuzzy Lizzard Jewels, music, nurse bitterpill, OMG you guys really like me!, photo, Self Discovery, weapons of mass salvation, writing, Zappa Plays Zappa, zombie toes, zombies
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Ghetto Gourmet: Christmas Coffee
Today I will instruct you on how to make a festive holiday coffee out of the wretched crap they provide at work mislabeled as coffee. Honestly, they should call it Coffee-like Potting Soil-esque Product. This shit is usually the Velveeta … Continue reading
Posted in Ghetto Gourmet
Tagged Christmas, coffee, corporate medicine, culinary genius happens when you're desperate, Ghetto Gourmet, life, nurse, nurse bitterpill, peppermint, the joys of working for a soul sucking corporation, well meaning church groups fattening me up with tons of candy
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Lizzard Wisdom: Dream On
Lizzard Wisdom #32564 Live your dreams. Except for that one dream where you are running naked up the highway being chased by rabid beavers in pink cowboy hats carrying axes. Don’t live that one unless you are leading them into … Continue reading
Terrible Haiku Saturday: Stolen Word Haiku
Tonight I decided to begin re-watching the show Twin Peaks. Why? I don’t know. But it could be because I’m writing a murder mystery of sorts. And I love the vibe of Twin Peaks. So I wrote a stupid haiku … Continue reading
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