Monthly Archives: November 2012

El Rey Pulpo’s first commission piece

I have received my first two orders for commissioned El Rey Pulpo pieces for the holidays. This is the first of the finished commissioned Pulpo made for a 9 year old girl as a Christmas gift from her grandmother. I think she … Continue reading

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Is that an El Rey Pulpo Cake on your tree or are you just happy to see me?

I made this little El Rey Pulpo as a gift for someone. Since I don’t think they read this blog, I thought I’d share it with you. This one was so much fun it was to make. It’s also the … Continue reading

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You make me feel special

I have reached 1,000 followers, which calls for a great big Fuzzy hug of celebration. Followed by freaky astral group sex. Here is an image that conveys exactly how I feel about all of my beautiful followers. We will wander, … Continue reading

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Art & Soul: The Mom Stairs

The Mom Stairs The latest Art of the Lizzard is based on a very vivid dream. In this dream I was with the man I previously referred to as Skippy and his children. The little girl asked me if I … Continue reading

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Regarding my absence…

I’ve been a bit out of touch from my blog the past week or so. I haven’t posted much, or read other blogs, or even left inappropriate comments on my friends blogs. I am going to post a longer rambling … Continue reading

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Terrible Haiku Saturday: Winter Doldrums

Hibernate is go Winter doldrums have set in Hot cocoa on tap

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Happy Thanksgiving to you beautiful people

May you all survive your families without police intervention. Have a bottle of Wild Turkey on me. And an extra slice of pumpkin pie. Here is a turkey drawn for you by my 3 year old niece.

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Ghetto Gourmet: Baked Ghetto Noodle Soup

Tonight’s Ghetto Gourmet is a combination of laziness and the need for comfort food. I have been a bit under the weather the past few days so I was craving chicken noodle soup. But I didn’t just want the can … Continue reading

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Muse

Muse She makes art while others look on in awe Absorbed in the ink and the page as life begins to form A face, a hand, small shadows find shape Under the soft glow of a beer light she captures … Continue reading

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Diablo Pulpo 2: Pulpo Boogaloo

Here are 2 more Diablo Pulpo fresh from the sea of hell: And one more El Rey Pulpo ready to inspire: And to reward you for being awesome, here is a terrible haiku about the devil’s octopus. (and it’s not … Continue reading

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El Rey Pulpo Invasion

I have been a busy little lizzard, making new pulpos. Here are a few of the new additions to the El Rey Pulpo line of Fuzzy Lizzard Jewels, chock full of new attitude and badassery. Each pulpo tells their own … Continue reading

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Tonight’s Ghetto Gourmet: Taco Fries

As requested, here is how I made taco fries out of random contents from my pantry/fridge: Ingredients: Frozen french fries (hopefully not freezer burned), taco seasoning, can of tomatoes with green chilis, chicken breast (or ground beef if you have … Continue reading

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Nurse Bitterpill: Every minute is a new day

I’ve been neglecting Nurse Bitterpill lately. Not exactly on purpose. I’ve just been so busy with everything going on in my world that I just haven’t gotten around to updating her blog. The other night at work, I had one … Continue reading

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Lizzard Wisdom: Perspective

When an old lady punches you in the nipple, be grateful she didn’t have to aim her fist at your waist.

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Dear Sunday: Enlightenment of Chocolate Moose

Dear Sunday, I was hoping to be free of deep thought as I prepare for a long night at work. However, you have other plans for my time. I appreciate the insight into myself and the connections we make in … Continue reading

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Lizzard Wisdom

I am truly successful when payday comes the day before I run out of toilet paper.   Stay optimistic, my friends.

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Terrible Haiku Saturday: Dragon Edition

Today’s haiku theme is dragons. Because I wrote them while watching a documentary on dragon mythology. Fly Lotus of the mind Dragon fire of the heart Together we fly Secret Treasures Keepers of secrets Inside the cave of fire Treasure … Continue reading

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Cooking for One: The Ghetto Gourmet

Cooking from the ghetto pantry: Vol. 1 I am not a great cook. I am not a terrible cook. I don’t like to cook. So is the life of a single woman. My style is something I like to call … Continue reading

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Is that Gozer in your ice box or are you just happy to see me?

Bustin’ Makes Me Feel Good Watching Ghostbusters makes me feel less crazy. Mostly because of Bill Murray. But also because it makes my current soiree in the paranormal or supernatural seem perfectly legit. Yep guys, I’m all about life imitating … Continue reading

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Short & Sweet

Short and sweet: As an American, a woman, a non-christian, pro gay rights, rape survivor, and pro equal rights to all human beings, tonight has given me hope that the entire nation hasn’t forsaken human decency. But the fight for … Continue reading

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