Monthly Archives: October 2012

An Overdressed Haggis

Today has been a very good day. When you wake up quoting your favorite movie after an awesome dream, it’s bound to be a good day. Yes people, it should be no surprise that my favorite movie is Highlander. And … Continue reading

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Zomby Woof behind your eyes

Happy Halloween, my haunting little Spooks Blessed Samhain, my bewitching little Wizards Here is my All Hallows gift to you: It’s only fitting for the girl with the zombie toes to give you a zomby woof to wake up with. … Continue reading

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Dancing Between Raindrops

NaNoWriMo 2012 I’m going to participate in NaNoWriMo this year. I’ve chickened out two years in a row. But with all of this newfound creative confidence I cannot allow myself to back down from the challenge this year. The working … Continue reading

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Some fast talkin’ jerk wiped the smile off my face

I don’t have anything interesting to say today. So here is the song I woke up singing. I’m totally rocking the way back machine in my head as I get ready for work. And here is a pic of me … Continue reading

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I wish were an Oscar Mayer Wiener

Oh dreams, you are not helping matters any. Also, this conversation is going into the book. It fits perfectly. Today’s dream included many images of ancient gods, new gods, and the Oscar Mayer Wiener mobile. Pan was sniffing around my … Continue reading

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Frozen Stories

Frozen Stories By Amy Moloney     Stories trapped in stasis Unable to find a voice Time an unfriendly enemy Fables lacking a choice Birds fly to their winter perch North winds clear the way Stories freeze before they’re free … Continue reading

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Life Ain’t Always Sunshine

When I woke up today I was not feeling well. I’m still a bit off my game. The rain has caused my sinuses to inflict skull crushing pain. Coffee hasn’t even been able to raise my spirits. So I’ve just … Continue reading

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David Bowie’s Crotch

Caution: This post contains an excessive amount of David Bowie. It was long overdue. So my friend Emma and I have been having a David Bowie picture war for a long while now. Today is her birthday and I made this for … Continue reading

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What does The Fall Guy & my career have in common?

So while watching The Fall Guy, I began to do some work on my resume. I may not be doing any work on the Vagina Project, but I am actively working on my plan to relocate to Austin, TX. The … Continue reading

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It’s all about the kitty

While conversing with a fellow blogging goddess about the meaning of life, it occurred to me that she and I must be the wisest women on Earth. We realized that true enlightenment comes from the pussy[cat]. It’s true. I once … Continue reading

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Glass Moon

I wrote a poem in my sleep again. In purple sharpie. This time I didn’t write it on the cat. Do you know how hard it is to read a poem written on a cat? Sleep writing is a blessing … Continue reading

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The Spaghetti Capacitor

Today I woke up early (3 hours is not enough after a 12.5 hour shift) to go with my sister and two nieces to IKEA. That was an adventure in patience. Taking care of 50 Alzheimer’s patients seemed less taxing. … Continue reading

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Don’t Eat the Stew, Rodriguez

Dammit Rodriguez, you ate the stew.  Grandmother Magic: Part 2 Returning themes Before we get into the meat of what this post is really about, I want to take a moment to remind everyone about what I said here. This … Continue reading

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The Attitude, The Runaway, & The Serial Killer

I thought about posting a sappy poem. But I’m not in a sappy poem mood. I’m in the mood to share something really embarrassing. Instead I thought I’d satisfy some curiosity about the mischievous troublemaking teenage Amy. So I ransacked some very … Continue reading

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Reanimating the warrior goddess: Femme Fatale

Facts & Vitals Transformation update: I’ve plateaued at 55 lbs. lost. Which is pretty damn amazing. It wasn’t easy to get this far. So I’m rewarding myself with barrels upon barrels of happiness.  And a bottle of barbecue sauce. I … Continue reading

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Art & Soul: Invasion Invocation

  The latest art of the lizzard. I’m on a flying saucer and magic kick. Also, a prize* to anyone who can find the other more subtle spaceship. I think I’m going 1960’s sci-fi for my next piece. Maybe my … Continue reading

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Change

Change By Amy Moloney     Yellow and orange Rustling leaves of change Carry away what no longer fits Several ghosts in torn linen Brush beside me Warning me to step left A net catches my heel Stumbling, I fall … Continue reading

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Dream Warriors

“All human beings are also dream beings. Dreaming ties all mankind together.” –Jack Kerouac I do not talk about my spirituality in every post, or force my views down anyone’s throat. But in some aspects I feel urged to share … Continue reading

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Only The Dead Survive

Only The Dead Survive By Amy Moloney     Upon the tongues Of stupid masses Gathered in streets made of blood Stones soaked in lives That once spoke truths They continue to speak But they are drowned By hurtful lies … Continue reading

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Dear Frank Zappa, Grant Me Your Blessed Pancakes

Oh Holy Zappa, I pray to thee. Bless me with the financial ability to see your son, the prophet of your sound, play music on December 11. They are playing just a few blocks from my house. Please send your … Continue reading

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