Monthly Archives: July 2011

I’m Attempting To Sexify Myself

Posted on July 30, 2011 by

I thought to myself, “Self, Who is the sexiest mother fucker you can think of?” Then I answered myself, “That’s easy, Tom Fucking Selleck” So I goes to myself again, “How can you make yourself uber Tom Selleck sexy?”  Myself … Continue reading →

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This is my it’s too early for this shit look.

Posted on July 27, 2011 by

Insert coffee NOW!

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4 a.m. Romantic

Posted on July 23, 2011 by

Sometimes all you need is the sweetness of a touch so soft that butterflies take flight within your core. This is one of those moments.

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The Lizzard Lounge, Thursday Night

Posted on July 22, 2011 by

This is how I roll in the sexy Lizzard Lounge

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Rockstar Junkie Chronicles Volume 0.5: I’m Turning Into One

Posted on July 19, 2011 by

I have been planning on posting about my many rockstar obsessions over 30+ years as a rock junkie. As I am compiling information I noticed, quite to my surprise, that I am beginning to resemble my most obsessive rockstar obsession, … Continue reading →

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Lord Zappa, I Pray To Thee

Posted on July 18, 2011 by

Lord, Grant me tickets to see your son play your music. Amen

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And I Said I Wasn’t Lonely

Posted on July 18, 2011 by

I just found a spreadsheet I made years ago describing the perfect man for me. There is an entire category for men of BBC programming. This proves I am a complete nerd.    

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The Five Neverborn Who Always Are

Posted on July 13, 2011 by

What a long strange trip it’s been… This may be the most personal post I have written to date. I am the type of person who takes inoccuous conversations with me and ponders how they came into being and how … Continue reading →

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The Hell Fires Burn In My Kitchen

Posted on July 8, 2011 by

This photo has nothing to do with this post. In the few weeks since my last blog post things in my life have been very weird. I have purchased a new car. I love my new car. However, it has caused … Continue reading →

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Sweet Honey

Posted on July 7, 2011 by

I sat at the edge of paradise holding a string in my hand Someone called my name “Sweet honey of mine” I pulled on my string, no resistance Until a balloon carried me high into the sky above my paradise … Continue reading →

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