Monthly Archives: May 2011

This is how I see Helki when I’m trying to sleep

Helki the Norse Beast Kitty

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And it all starts with a post

My dear world, I have such tales to tell.  

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Crack Me Open, Look Inside…

As with most, if not all, females raised in a media saturated environment, I have struggled with my self-image. A lot. Growing up I was fully aware of my bodily flaws, as I perceived them. I was not thin. I … Continue reading

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Raptured in a Fez

I went to a roller derby bout on rapture day. And I got to wear a fez. Somewhere in relative time and space there is a Time Lord smiling. Roller Derby enthusiast with Fez Emma Peelout with Fez Pretentious self … Continue reading

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I’ve said the word fuck a lot today. Thought you should know.

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Yes, my heart is made of stone. It’s a fucking 20 karat diamond and you can’t afford it. ~fuzzylizzard

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A Social Network for Derby Girls…

http://rollerderbygirls.org/profile/chainsaw/action_id/3889 fuckyeahrollergirls: texaschainsawsasskicker: RollerDerbyGirls.org—I’m going to give this a shot…anyone else on it? Sweet. I was actually thinking of creating a social network dedicated to roller derby, looks like someone beat me to it! Check it out everyone!

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Shamanic Journey of Maifest

Tonight was an annual event in my fair little city. Covington, Ky Maifest is an opportunity for amateur drunks to come out in droves and cause extreme chaos in the city’s usual controlled chaos.   I have often joked that Mainstrasse Village … Continue reading

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The Battle of the Scarf

This is the deal… Emma Peelout has challenged me to a knit off. Neither of us know how to knit at this point in time. I recently picked up a DVD to teach me how to knit. I posted on … Continue reading

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Sometimes finding love is more like finding your next fix.

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My first batch of tea headed for consignment. The tea lady brings magic to strangers. Blend: Under The Purple Mint Tree

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How I turned utter disappointment into a really awesome day

I woke up today singing a happy tune. I was going to be rollerskating for the first time in over a year. I was on top of the world, head in the clouds excited. I couldn’t stop singing. I just received my … Continue reading

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Magic Tea Lady

I have been asked by quite a few of my friends to go into business selling my handcrafted herbal tea. Including a new local coffee shop that says they would like to offer my teas to their customers.  I love … Continue reading

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This speaks volumes to my soul.

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You Can’t Take Roller Derby Out Of This Bitch

You can take this bitch out of roller derby, but you can’t take the roller derby out of this bitch. It has been a few years since I have skated officially on a roller derby team. And I miss it like … Continue reading

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